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![]() Yet both the scientific and lay communities are slowly beginning to recognize Chris Gouge and Todd Stadler as intrepid pioneers of a sadly neglected discipline. Kevin Hames of NASA praised the young duo's work: "Thanks for sharing your test results with the rest of the world. I believe that your data will be very important to NASA's Space Station Program." Conceding to the politically correct climate on the Rice campus, the pair performed their experiments on test subjects that even the most rabid People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal zealots would applaud --
Yes, Twinkies, those sugary cakes that originated with a forward-thinking Continental Bakery manager in 1930. The baker, noticing sponge cake consumption dropped with the end of strawberry season, conceived the idea of filling the cakes with the now legendary, sugary creme filling and the rest is junk food history. Necessity might be the mother of invention, but in the case of Gouge and Stadler, it was finals week. "There's no inspiring ABC Afterschool-type story," says Stadler, a 20-year-old computer engineering major from suburban Dallas. The two were sitting around with a bunch of friends during finals basically procrastinating when the discussion turned to a now classic Web site, the Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow Torches (http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/). The duo decided to further the research in scope and subject, opting to experiment on the Twinkie for its status as pop icon.
The last test was perhaps the most unusual: Gouge and Stadler compared the intelligence of a Twinkie to that of a human subject. As they note on their site, "we decided to do this test last, because we killed a lot of (Twinkies) during these experiments and didn't want to know (if they were intelligent) before the other tests were over."
Once the results were
in, the pair posted them on the Web under the name the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. (Tests With Inorganic Noxious
Kakes In Extreme Situations) Project [http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~gouge/twinkies.html]. The researchers were caught by surprise by the overwhelmingly
The redesigned site should serve as a guideline for more "serious" scientists who publish their research on the 'net. In addition to separate pages that fully illustrate each experiment, Stadler succinctly summarized their findings in the form of a haiku.
unless doused in alcohol then they make good fires" Stadler says he chose haiku over a more traditional approach to writing up lab results because "it's a funny kind of poetry that lends itself to be used in silly ways." The duo say they receive some really lame e-mail suggesting stuff such as "Wouldn't it be cool if you did the same test with a HoHo's or a Suzy-Q's" for future tests. The two have discussed more advanced tests such as tensile strength or liquid nitrogen, but what will determine their scientific future is how hard their classes are this semester. The two say they both enjoy the fame and recognition the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project has brought them both on the Rice campus and on the 'net. Gouge, a 20-year-old computer science and cognitive science major from Austin, Texas, was recently on a blind date when his escort discovered that he was the Chris Gouge. "It gave us something to talk about," Gouge says.
As of press time, the pair had yet to receive an official response from Hostess, but they did send in proof-of-purchase seals to garner official Hostess Twinkie T-shirts. Ironically, the Twinkie is not the preferred junk food of either student. Gouge reaches for Hostess Cupcakes ("the chocolate gets me every time") when his blood sugar levels off, while Stadler prefers Ding Dongs (or King Dons as they're inexplicably known in certain states). Gouge says they average three to four e-mails per day about the project, almost all positive. "A lot of people have sent us mail saying this was the best use of the 'net,'' he said.
"Occasionally people tell us we have way too much spare time, but look at some of the other sites out
there," Gouge says, "I mean an Erik Estrada home page, the Electrical Engineering Purity Test? Now those
sites are scary."
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