Millions of people around the world have put up pages about themselves on the Web. The Web is thus the perfect place for people to find romantic partners and companions. Being single, I spent much of my holiday season alone, online, scouring the Web for couples who I think would be perfect for each other. I have decided to share them with you.
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SHE likes to pretend she's a warrior. http://spasm.clues.com/~malwen/kitted.html |
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HE is 7-feet tall and says he tortures cats. http://www.eecs.nwu.edu/~bigdan/home.htm |
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SHE likes the Power Rangers. http://www.webcom.com/~donh/esther/Darby.htm |
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HE likes the Power Rangers. http://emporium.turnpike.net/~daniel/Drew.html |
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SHE never altered her automatically generated University page. http://www.uidaho.edu:80/~cher9252/ |
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HE claims his High Five Award page is the Carnegie Hall of the Web. http://www.highfive.com/ |
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SHE is President and CEO of a large bank. http://bankswith.apollotrust.com/~hjc/homepage.html |
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HE has no such credentials. http://mother.idg.no/~bjorna/ |
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SHE's got a Web page. http://www.svii.com/marisol.htm |
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And what do you know, HE's got a Web page, too! http://www-personal.umich.edu/~wilcoxs/ |
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Obviously, Mirsky offers these match-ups in the spirit of good-natured fun. You can check out more of his humor at his Worst of the Web at http://mirsky.turnpike.net/wow/Worst.html
