Mad User Disease

       At first, you find yourself trapped in a dark closet. You have no idea where you are. Groping wildly, you're able to find a doorknob, and compelled to escape from the closed space, you turn it.
       You stumble out into the glittering anteroom of a giant mansion. The floor is made of black-and-white tiled marble, and the windows stretch from floor to ceiling. You glance through the window to your left. You see a verdant meadow, dotted with yellow and purple flowers. People take part in a country fair a hundred yards away. They loll in the grass and dance around a Maypole. You peek through the window to your right. You appear to be at the edge of a white, jagged cliff, with a magnificent surf crashing below. A path leads to the water.
       Do you want to explore on by yourself, or join the party by the grass? You're bewildered by the choices. Suddenly, you look ahead of you at the sweeping marble staircase. A shining vision -- a woman dressed in white and gold with flowers in her hair, more beautiful than anyone you've ever seen before -- is rushing toward you with open arms. She gives you a giant hug. "My name is Samantha!" she says breathlessly. "I'm so glad to see you!."
       Suddenly you realize you can't talk back. You've forgotten all your facilities for speech and you can't even remember who you are anymore.
       You haven't died. You're not on drugs. You're in a MOO and your corporeal self, glommed to your monitor, forgot to memorize any speech commands or set a character description for yourself.
       To new users, they seem like odd acronyms: MUDs, MOOs, MUSHs, MUCKs. Foreign lands with awkward names, far from the point-and-click graphic safety of the Web. But fear not. If you've wanted to participate in these online text-based alternative worlds, but were turned off by the proliferation of Dungeons & Dragons knockoffs or urban sprawls a la science-fiction writer William Gibson, dust off your Telnet software and try plugging in again. MUDs and their kin are growing increasingly diverse and sophisticated. In these locales, beyond the passivity of Usenet lurking or Web browsing, you can actively seek out and create a world where your interests and imagination flourish. Want to research and chat with fellow biologists or explore Hispanic culture en Espanol? You'll find it in a MUD or MOO. But be ready to waste plenty of time in the process.

In the Beginning

       Jim Aspnes, while a student at Carnegie Mellon University in '89, created the world of the modern Multi-User Dungeon one weekend when he sat down and wrote the code for TinyMUD, the very first MUD. TinyMUD was also the first "social" MUD. Characters could actually walk around the virtual world at will and chat with one another instead of being programmed to scoop up gold coins or kill orcs. In time, MUDs officially came to be known as Multi-User Dimensions, Multi-User Discussions or Mauve Ugly Ducks.
       In the years that followed, more enthusiasts Telnetted to servers around the world to conquer new landscapes, slay dragons and engage in that infamous activity now known as TinySex. In 1991, Pavel Curtis, a researcher at Xerox PARC in Palo Alto, Calif., decided to take the MUD concept one step further. Curtis felt that the whole MUD setup might be more interesting and function more fluidly if users were permitted to actively create their surroundings. So he developed the then experimental LambdaMOO, with MOO standing for "MUD-object-oriented." That means the MUD is developed in an object-oriented programming language, which creates "objects" that link to one another and produces larger, more functional objects. In a MOO, for example, object-oriented programming might facilitate the building of a "room" or the making of a character's "tool" (like a lantern or ESP) with more flexibility.

Some Interesting
MOOs to Check Out

Telnet: 8888
Description: Trippy VR of San Francisco Bay Area.

Telnet: 8888
WWW Page: http://bioinformatics.
Description: A brilliant MOO for serious biologists. Lots to do and share here. Check out their zoo.

Butterfly MOO
Telnet: 7777
Description: Not much happening here yet on this social MOO, but they are definitely looking for new players. Be a pioneer.

Telnet: 7777
WWW Page:
Description: ChibaMOO is a mondo MOO, loosely based on William Gibson's Cyberpunk novels and the general "urban sprawl" theme. Players in the four digits here. You can create anything you want via Telnet or WWW. One of the biggies.

Digital Wasteland
Telnet: 8888
WWW Page: http://wasteland.
Description: Combination social and role-playing MOO. Not boring. Expect anything.

Diversity University MOO
Description: An online university system. One of the best-known MOOs. Don't join here for TinySex.

MOO Français
Telnet: 8888
Description: Emote like a native.

Global Village
Telnet: 8888
Description: What it sounds like. Recommended for international virtual socialites.

Telnet: 8888
Description: The first MOO ever. Get past the execrable time lag and be prepared for anything.

Telnet: 8888
Description: One of the first, and still one of the most prominent MOOs. For media researchers. Founder Amy Bruckman is a MOO goddess.

Telnet: 8888
WWW Page:
Description: A MOO dedicated to increasing connectivity and building friendships. Lots of virtual islands.

Telnet: 7200
WWW Page: ~cindy/sanctuary.html
Description: A pretty basic and not particularly interesting social MOO for newcomers. Advantage is that you can check out everyone's photograph before you even log in.

Telnet: 7777
WWW Page: http://schoolnet2.
Description: A primarily social MOO for students 13-18. The people are wonderful and friendly, but don't advertise how old you are.

Telnet: 7777
WWW Page:
Description: Hypermedia version of David Blair's film, "WAX, or the discovery of television among bees." Interesting, but only once. You're not allowed to move freely.

       "I wanted a big project to explore the nature of democracy and user autonomy," Curtis explains. In a MOO, users freely create their own objects and spaces, and programmers continually add more features. Life on the MOO tries be as unfettered as it is in real life -- or RL, as it's known to hard-core MUDders. The virtual rooms of LambdaMOO were initially based on those in Curtis' own house. Thanks to obsessed participants, the MOO now has more rooms than the Pentagon. LambdaMOO has attracted 8,000 active users worldwide, with more than 100 online at any given time -- "even at four in the morning," says Curtis, whose initial program works as the foundation for some 200 or so other MOOs.
       Curtis no longer has time to go online himself so he's hired a staff of 10 "wizards," or online MUD directors, to offer tech support, mediate disputes and enforce justice. But like any emerging democracy, life on LambdaMOO is often anarchic and sometimes nasty. "It's not a nice place," Curtis says.

Choosing to MOO

      Entering the world of a MOO is a large time commitment, so it's important to choose a virtual world where you'll feel at home. This usually involves some trial-and-error exploration, especially since there are so many MOOs to choose from.
       Some MOOs can be accessed through the Web, although to experiencedusers, these MOOs are more like "MOO-Lite," with more formal marching around and less free wandering. If the Web page says "click here," you have to "click here." You don't have the opportunity to stop and say, you know, I'd really like to be eating a pomegranate right now, and create one on the spot. On the other hand, it's good to use the Web as a starting point if you want to get a quickie tour of a MOO or if you're a beginner who's uncomfortable with a MOO's commands. (You can find a long list of Web-based MOOs using Yahoo.) If you're initially put off by the relentlessly dull ASCII interface, just wait -- you'll be surprised at how fast you get used to it. For the real thing, be sure you have a solid Telnet account.
       Next, think hard about what kind of virtual communityyou want to join. Do you want to role play? Share a specific interest with your peers? Create flora, fauna and architecture for users to pick up or admire? Explore your gender or sexual orientation? Most MOOs include at least one of these elements and many include all. Be prepared to spend several hours poking around the 'net before you find one that thrills you or makes you feel comfy. (See Sidebar)
       Some points to consider:
       *Current users: How many are there? Is the lag time between your posts unbearably slow because of all the bottlenecks, or is the place so empty you find yourself emoting to no one? Look for MOOs that still welcome new users, but have a fair number of active ones (25 to 200 is good) so that there's always someone there with whom you can interact.
       *The MOO's tone: You probably want to avoid a MOO filled with immature users who shout at everyone and curse at "friends" in the public rooms. Cliquishness is equally unpleasant. It doesn't feel good to be ignored in a social setting where everyone else is either laughing, talking or flirting.
       *Character descriptions of current users: Are people playing "themselves" or are they role playing like character players at Ars Magica: "Viviane managed to pass the Gauntlet that Athanasius set for her, but Athanasius believed her to still be too soft' to be a proper Tytalus." If you want to do some pseudo-medieval role playing, then this MOO is fine. But if your goal is to talk to someone about educational reform, then push on.
       *Rating the writing: Too often, a promising MOO is damaged by poor descriptive text. Look thoroughly around the site. Are the descriptions well-written and easy to follow? Do they spark your imagination? How far can you travel without going in a circle? Notice the number of objects that you can pick up or read. Take time to do it, and see what's inside. A good MOO, with interested wizards and players, will make sure that every little experience is worthwhile.
       *Is there a human host? Look for a friendly wizard/administrator/helper logged on to answer any questions. (Follow MOO-iquette, though, and don't bug wizards or fellow players with questions you can answer through the MOO's online help.) Commands to move, speak and create shouldn't vary significantly from other MOOs.
       Also watch out for text-scrolling problems. Text that moves too fast on the terminal screen will leave you scrambling to remember what you typed just two minutes earlier; text that doesn't break well will force someone else's unwanted pontificating into your sentences.

The Future of MOOs?

       Considering rapid advances in software and connectivity, text-based VR may appear an anachronism. What will happen to MOOs and MUDS in an increasingly Web and multimedia-based Internet?
       LambaMOO creator, Curtis, thinks the future looks good for MOOs and MUDs. He foresees their continuing integration with the Web and more sophisticated online scenarios. In day-to-day online communication, Curtis speculates that many businesses will offer online "commerce MUDs," so customers and shopkeepers can interact in real-time. But he doesn't think that more advanced technology will wipe out the worlds MOOers love. "Text-based real-time communication is living literature," he says.

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