THE BRUNO WATCH

These are the diaries of a New Jersey man who suddenly found himself living across the street from Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Written with a frank tone ("Anyway, from a purely voyeuristic point of view, this thing is turning into a washout. All of the shades are drawn, and I have yet to see Bruce outside letting the Willis pooch mark its neighborhood territory."), this page features lots of Bruno links and gossip.