MARKIE POST WORSHIP CENTER

Tabled layouts and multitudinous GIFs of the wholesome, perky blonde star of Night Court and Hearts Afire. A biography details her "Norman Rockwell childhood" and the devastating experience of being voted "biggest snob" on campus in college. The Webmaster appears devoted to Markie, and his commentary throughout the site ("In this movie, Markie smokes, acts somewhat slutty and seems to enjoy playing someone 180 degrees from Christine Sullivan. In a perfect world, there would have been five or six of these,") is hilarious.