TEEN MOVIE CRITIC

Roger has won a place in everyone's heart. We're just waiting for Roger to be stolen away from his ënet fans to the cruel, cold world of television. Please don't sell out, Roger. We need you more than them. If you don't know Roger, the 17-year-old movie critic, it's time you came out of your stasis. His movie reviews are current, extensive and astute; they are far more entertaining than most reviews you'll see on television (hence our fear). His latest addition to the site is the "Director of the Week," feature and certainly par for the site.