Ever notice that serial killers and other fiendish folks seem to attract a certain kind of groupie once they're in jail? Pretty ironic when you consider all those horrible stories about what happens to guys in prison. But Charlie Manson needs a place to stay in between all those conjugal visits, and federal funding just can't cut it anymore. That's where you--and this Web site--come in. Admittedly, there's no way to tell how your "donations" will actually be applied, and mostof the links on this page don't work and the joke is only funny for about 10 seconds, but hey...it's the principle of the thing. Besides, why adopt a child in some war-torn Third World country when, statistically speaking, you probably can't even find your own on a globe? Stick close to home--support your local criminal.
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