BEARD RESEARCH

The Webmaster control group, namely the Webmaster, created a hypothesis which was probably something to the effect of "If I shave my beard in the winter, I will not remain as warm as I have been with it in the past." He then realized that if he did not have the sensation of wearing a beard to compare the lack of having a beard with, he could not complete an accurate experiment. Hence, he shaved half of his beard (the proof is in the GIF) and resumed his normal activities such as skiing. Summary results include weight, wind resistance and temperature, but we won't ruin the surprise. Don't be shocked to find further research on this topic in the near future.