DADA SERVER

It must mean something that DADA and surrealism are so popular on the Web. This DADA site asks you to enter your birth date and name to receive a random list of DADAesque relationships to what you input. For example, if you comply, you will find out your secret name (ours was dirt), the animal which symbolizes you (ours was Stanley Matthews), your special pain or illness (ours was Marlon Brando) and the shape of your life (ours was mid-afternoon). Assuming you actually carry out this task and submit your name and birthday, we can guess your "special pain or illness" without waiting for a reply from this server.