"Fertnel is a huge, multinational snack cheeze and snack cheeze by-products company. Some of you know about our famous products because
you eat them every day; others know us because of those unfortunate lawsuits." Check out their soliloquy on insect parts in food, their cheeze
processing sub-station and their all-new liquid meat. "Remember, Don't Thank God! Thank Fertnel! We listen!"
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