THE TIMEWASTER PAGE

Lavish page dedicated to the fantastic hobby of timewasting. Chris begins by noting, "If you can admire [the main index] for five minutes without selecting anything, then you are already doing well." You're invited to leisurely browse about, read about the basics of timewasting and progress to advanced forms. The pastime is elevated to high status here. Chris also points out that "the ësharper' persons amongst you will have already realised that I am actually writing this to waste time myself. (So it can, in effect, be considered an ëactive demonstration.')" We especially liked his tips on how to waste time AND fool your boss into thinking you're hard at work.